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[Olympics1: 100m Sprint]

Umm.... no.

That was not funny. At all. I mean, that, and the terrible blood effects and LOOOOUUUUUUD sounds, almost made me ill. It was that bad. Gee, on a side note, I wonder if this guy is COMPLETELY RIPPING OFF DANGEROUS OLYMPICS but doing a TERRIBLE job!?!?! Man that was bad. I usually try not to be to profane in my reviews but that was fucking horrific. Get your own ideas, dumbass. Yikes. It's just terrible.

[SiS1: The Beginning]

Umm.... Wow.

I make my own stick figure movies and people are constantly bashing me for doing so. And I must say, I have never seen such a good stick movie. The 3-D backgrounds, the humor (hey, that rhymed! WHACK!!!!) and the mood. At the beggining, that was cool. So many clever jokes! Better than mine (obviously). Umm, watch mine anyway. ARG! Your movies are so much better than mine! GRRR!!!! I hate you for being better, but at the same time I am happy that somebody finally brought stick figures into a more favorable light!
BRAVO!

[End The Stick Films!]

Hmm...

Well, it was pretty well done, but the blood effects and deaths sucked. I agree that there are some BAD stick movies out there, but hey, you shouldn't instantly mark them 0 or 1. Watch them. Some are funny.

[Huge Guy]

I'm sorry.

Poor animation, you spelled "pansy" wrong, and the smiley face at the end is lame.

And if I see one more "give this movie a 5!" i'm gonna kill somebody. You just don't get how it works, do you?

[Day 7,279]

Meeeeow

Man, that was funny. Just kicked that sucker right in the face. Oh man.

[Dangerous Olympics]

Stick Figuring at its best

HOLY SHIT!!!
That was a damn good movie, even counting the stick figures. I use them myself, so I don't grade down for using them but...
HOLY SHIT!
The stick figures are more than made up for by the nice-looking cockpit and bird and volcano and everything. The volcano sign was HILARIOUS!
Make more! Please!
I can only imagine how many flames and stuff you're going to get for using stick figures, or maybe people will know better by now.
Naah.
Anyway, make more, and keep up the good work!!!