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It's NOT THAT GOOD! (gasp!)

How this movie got to a 3.41 is unimaginable. A 3.0 would be a little generous. It had all the makings of an early film, from stick figures to the red gradient blood. Work harder, spend some more time on it. You're probably capable of better. Remember: just because it's your first film doesn't mean you have to submit it.

Erol-Sabadosh responds:

I know I shouldn't have submitted it but I'm not gonna make anything else so this is my only flash on NG and you should be glad.
Thanx for the encouragement though.

A good message in a bad place

Like I said, it's a good message, but I don't think this is really the place for it. Graphics were good, but they don't make a movie. Make it a little longer, a little more plot, could be better.

Good, but does it really deserve first?

Not bad... but pretty short and the gag ran a little long. Not much happened, and the style was nearly identical to something you'd see in Ren & Stimpy. A pretty good job, but it's short and, in my opinion, there are better movies on the portal.

Yay!

That was... umm.... wow. That was really really good. I know it was multiple movies, but I mean, that was the probably the best movie I've ever seen on the portal. Simply amazing. It was funny, original, umm... funny.........
The music and voices were well-timed and fitting

I loved the part where he was debating whether or not life was real...

Congratulations on a spectacular movie. Now we can only hope you do more.

Not only did it suck...

But you already submitted it! CUT IT OUT!

Not bad!

At first glance, these characters made it seem like I was in for some real shit, but this was good. Nice effects, interesting characters. Make a plot, and make it longer. But keep the Fight Club track: It goes well.

Keep it up!

One Big Hoax of a review

It should be clear that this person was trying to be too abstract for his own good hoping that some people would be dumb and think that this circle and scribble represent anything at all other than a really dumb movie maker. The bottom reviewer is obviously the maker of this movie, or else a REALLY, REEEAAALLLY big idiot, because he gave it a ten in sound and interactivity. Unfortunately, there was none. Unless it was some guy trying to be funny. This movie will be gone in a day.

You guys need to lighten the hell up -

I thought this movie was some funny shit, I loved the bagpipes. The potato chips joke especially was hilarious. The pictures of the candidates and the dumb captions were really funny.
The only problem I have is with these dumb-ass reviews people are writing.- "Boo hoo sob - don't make fun of our presidents! The youth of America are idiots! Bush didn't repeat the 6th grade!"
Hey morons, it's a JOKE! These facts aren't SUPPOSED to be true - I thought the Irish joke was funny, and I'm Irish, so stop complainin'! It's funny! You all need to stop taking yourselves so seriously!

Yes, This was good.

Best Wazzup ever

The voice warping to make them sound like demented aliens was incredibly cool. I loved it. But still, there should be MORE. Good effort, though.

Nice start....

Very nice interpretation and rendition of Jack. Just put him to use next time. Have him do something meaningful or re-enact a scene from the movie. It's a good start, I must say, but keep working. Make it longer.

I have no idea what to say here other than "watch my movies". So watch them, dammit.

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