GolemCC's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Super Retarded Dog #001]

Damn, man. You sure do know how to animate.

You've got a great style reminiscent of commercial productions like Kid Notorious -- only yours is funny.
The humor was good overall, but what made it shine was your sense of comedic timing. The shots were perfect, no shot ran too long, no shot needing time was too abrupt. The stare SRD got was classic.
I'm deeply humbled seeing a work this professional. Truly amazing.

On a side note -- and I don't mean this offensively -- how many times did you write your name in that cartoon?

[3D skeleton anim]

This may sound weird...

But I think that the main reason this has such a high rating is because it's in 3D... no, probably just my imagination.
Seriously, though. This animation has truly great graphics, I'll give you that. It deserves to be on some sort of graphical demo site. But there's no humor, no dialogue... this isn't a movie! It's an animation test! People only gave you a good rating because it's 3D! Other than that, there are no real redeeming qualities for this animation as a MOVIE.

[movie number 1]

Enough!!!

"Hey, KTKore is dumb. lemme just make a shitty movie about how sucky he is. That will be cool"

NO. BAD! BAD!!!
Enough is enough! I've been away to long! Who the hell is ktkore, and why are you so blindly after his blood??? What the hell?!?

ahz responds:

YES! GOOD! GOOD!

[Sunshine]

A good attempt not expecting much

This guy didn't set his hopes very high, but the movie seems well recieved. I think with a little work, your movies could be excellent!
A lot of the jokes were funny, but my personal favorite was the part about attempting to sound like two people.
Keep it up, I want to see a series with these two.
As a final note, blatant homosexuality is always a good idea... take it from me.

Compdude responds:

I thought that you in particular would like this. :) In fact, it was your "Worst Movie Ever" and "Mystic Island" series that inspired me to add that little bit about the homosexuality. I didn't realize that I ended up using the same wording; I hope you don't mind.
I don't know if I wanna make a series out of these guys... I just want to take a break from flash for a while... it's harder than it looks!

[Pipes]

Crazy.

I don't really understand this movie, but I like it. Pretty interesting. Keep up the good work.

[Bush tours Europe Berlin]

Good start...

But then it ended... if you could make it longer, it would probably be a lot better. Also, the voices don't really sound much like the real people at all... work on them a little. Just my opinion. Good luck on your next work.

[What is art?]

No, I don't agree.

What you don't realize is that despite the fact that you were able to draw something which you deem "art" in a boring 2 hours, you were not able to animate it. Think of it this way: it takes you two hours to draw a still, black and white picture that provides no entertainment to the masses, while someone like myself, who uses stick figures could be making fairly well designed pictures and settings, IN COLOR, while including settings, environments, and violence. Add some humor, and it's better than almost any series of still drawings with captions. If you don't believe me, check out my movies.
Someone once said that art, like truth, is in the eye of the beholder.
(Man that was a long review!)

[Kung Fu Stick]

Much improved.

Make this even longer and a little more detailed, and it could be great. At least you're not claiming it's XiaoXiao anymore.

[MATRIX]

Glen or Glenda?

"Vote 5 if you want to see it?"
How about you just make the damn thing and then show it to us. We're not gonna vote five on some 2-second preview just so you'll bring us something that might suck anyway! Make the movie, bring it here. Don't act like you're doing us any favors.
In fact, he's more likely to submit the movie if this one gets voted off, so if you really want to see if, vote low, not high.

[OAIXOAIX]

Unoriginal, but well done.

The graphics were fluid and the addition of a gun to the "kill everyone" plot was a nice touch. It's a little short, though, so you should do more. Also, the sound should be cut down, as it makes the file too big. Work on it, and it could be great.