Score: 9

"Damn, man. You sure do know how to animate."

submission: Super Retarded Dog #001

date: November 30, 2005

You've got a great style reminiscent of commercial productions like Kid Notorious -- only yours is funny.
The humor was good overall, but what made it shine was your sense of comedic timing. The shots were perfect, no shot ran too long, no shot needing time was too abrupt. The stare SRD got was classic.
I'm deeply humbled seeing a work this professional. Truly amazing.

On a side note -- and I don't mean this offensively -- how many times did you write your name in that cartoon?

Score: 3

" This may sound weird..."

submission: 3D skeleton anim

date: September 5, 2002

But I think that the main reason this has such a high rating is because it's in 3D... no, probably just my imagination.
Seriously, though. This animation has truly great graphics, I'll give you that. It deserves to be on some sort of graphical demo site. But there's no humor, no dialogue... this isn't a movie! It's an animation test! People only gave you a good rating because it's 3D! Other than that, there are no real redeeming qualities for this animation as a MOVIE.

Score: 0

"Enough!!!"

submission: movie number 1

date: September 1, 2002

"Hey, KTKore is dumb. lemme just make a shitty movie about how sucky he is. That will be cool"

NO. BAD! BAD!!!
Enough is enough! I've been away to long! Who the hell is ktkore, and why are you so blindly after his blood??? What the hell?!?

Score: 7

"A good attempt not expecting much"

submission: Sunshine

date: August 5, 2001

This guy didn't set his hopes very high, but the movie seems well recieved. I think with a little work, your movies could be excellent!
A lot of the jokes were funny, but my personal favorite was the part about attempting to sound like two people.
Keep it up, I want to see a series with these two.
As a final note, blatant homosexuality is always a good idea... take it from me.

Score: 7

"Crazy."

submission: Pipes

date: July 2, 2001

I don't really understand this movie, but I like it. Pretty interesting. Keep up the good work.

Score: 7

"Hello-Goodbye!"

submission: AOL Hell

date: June 30, 2001

This is a good first movie, NiftyJay. The timing, graphics, and sounds all perfectly fit what I remember AOL being like. (Hello... Goodbye!)
You said you got a lot of inspiration from my movies... I can only hope that's true, because I'd like to be able to say I'm somewhat responsible for this movie. Two thumbs up!

Score: 7

"Good start..."

submission: Bush tours Europe Berlin

date: June 26, 2001

But then it ended... if you could make it longer, it would probably be a lot better. Also, the voices don't really sound much like the real people at all... work on them a little. Just my opinion. Good luck on your next work.

Score: 2

"No, I don't agree."

submission: What is art?

date: June 26, 2001

What you don't realize is that despite the fact that you were able to draw something which you deem "art" in a boring 2 hours, you were not able to animate it. Think of it this way: it takes you two hours to draw a still, black and white picture that provides no entertainment to the masses, while someone like myself, who uses stick figures could be making fairly well designed pictures and settings, IN COLOR, while including settings, environments, and violence. Add some humor, and it's better than almost any series of still drawings with captions. If you don't believe me, check out my movies.
Someone once said that art, like truth, is in the eye of the beholder.
(Man that was a long review!)

Score: 6

"Much improved."

submission: Kung Fu Stick

date: June 17, 2001

Make this even longer and a little more detailed, and it could be great. At least you're not claiming it's XiaoXiao anymore.

Score: 0

"Glen or Glenda?"

submission: MATRIX

date: June 16, 2001

"Vote 5 if you want to see it?"
How about you just make the damn thing and then show it to us. We're not gonna vote five on some 2-second preview just so you'll bring us something that might suck anyway! Make the movie, bring it here. Don't act like you're doing us any favors.
In fact, he's more likely to submit the movie if this one gets voted off, so if you really want to see if, vote low, not high.